THE NaP / THe WaNK

oNCe uPoN a TiMe, I WeNT oNA HoLLiDaY WiTh My FRieNDs. We ReNTed  a ReaLLy Nice HouSe @ oNe oFF oUR FaVouRiTe eScaPaDE sPoTs.  GreAT PartY!  GReaT ParTY MAN! EveRY SinGLe DaY aNd NiGhT!

 oNe Day,   aFTeR The aFTer oF The aFTer ParTy, We WeRe bY The PooL. Norton, Max aNd SoMe oTheR FrieNds STiLL WeRe “aLiVe” buT I wAS Soo TiRed! So I DeciDeD I WaS GoNNa TaKe a NaP, coz TheRe is No SenSe iN BeiNG The ZooMBie oF The ParTY. iT’s BeTTeR To GeT oFF The PaRTy. So I DiD.

I WeNT To My RooM aNd I CouLDN’t SLeeP!

I WaS BuZZiNG!  FoR FuCk SaKe!

sTanDarD.

THeN I ThouGHT . . .  “hmmmm….


I’m GoNNa HaVe a WaNK! 


I aLWaYs FaLL SLeeP  VeRy FaST aFTeR I CoMe”

-  KIT KAT ShuFFLe  ACTION –

DONE . . .

I Was RoLLiNG oVeR iN BeD FoR I DoN’T KNoW HoW MuCh TiMe,  I CouLDnT SLeeP!!!

uNTiL I SaiD:  


“FuCK iT! I WaNT SoMe TeKiLa”

. . . aT LeaST I WaS aBLe 2 ReLaX! 

:D :D :D :D

I WeNT BaCK To The PooL, GoT SoMeThiNG 2 DRinK aNd TheN I WaS ChaTTiNg WiTH NoRToN, aND He WaS SaYiNG To Me 


“Hey  WhaTs GoiNG oN? I ThoUGHT You WeRe GoNNa Go To BeD!”  


- “oh WeLL, I CouLDn’T  SLeeP, So I CaMe BaCK”  


TheN MAX WaS TeLLiNg Me soMeThiNg THaT HaD HaPPeNeD WhiLe I Was “TaKiNG  a NAP”, aNd THeN He CHaNgeD The SuBjecT aNd aSKeD Me 


“Hey! Why aRe You So sMiLeY? . . . wHaT HaPPeNeD iNTheRe? DiD YoU HaVe TeLePHoNe SeX WiTH YouR HusBaND ZeB?... You JuST WeNT For A NAP DiDn’T  YoU?”

aNd He GaVe Me TheSe LooK . . .

“AAAAAAAHHHH! YoU DiRTy BiTch! 


hahahahahahah! You HaD a WaNK!”

“ HEY!  NORTON! GueSS WHY She iS So HaPPy aNd sMiLeY = BeCauSe, SHe WeNT To -"TaKe a NaP!"-”

 WHiLe He WaS MoViNg His HaND, MiMinG a ChiCK RuBBiNg HeR PuSSy HaViNg a WanK

uuPPSS!  THeY CauGHT ME!

A-Aa-Aaa!

SiNCe TheN, We CaLL iT The NAP

. SBW

...I tHiNK NoW I aM GoiNG To TaKe a NAP...