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ONE day I was chatting with this guy , he is not my friend really, but I still have him on Facebook, just to be polite. He was out on a business trip in China or he said so, and we were like:

While I was thinking at the same time:

“Not really…. coz we were not talking that much while we were shagging last night!….

ha ha ha ha ha hah”

I hate Christmas!

 N   Me No Like iT!  N  

I was chatting with this friend, and then she came out with this thing of what were we gonna doooo for ChristmasÙõà, and I was like WHAT?!!  Christmas? NO, I don’t do that, Me No Like iT, I always get on a very bad mood at that time. And then, when I go to the supermarket, they have this horrible happy singing fucking MChristmasSongsM, and I have to listen to all that happy shitty singing while I do Me shopping, and because of that I sometimes have to run over a bunch of crazy ♥women that could hit me with their handbags on the head! and everywhere is packed, FUCK THAT!
 

And everybody is happy & smiley. Some of them giving you good wishes. Just because it is Xmas? So WHAT?!

I heard there is a group of friends that go bar hopping wearing Santa Claus outfits somewhere in London.  I think Mthat’s BOLLOKS! M

Also  they put all this stuff like Xmas treesÙõà  and all the decoration, and all woman go crazy with this shit! If they could, They will wrap their whole houses in a box like a present with ribbons.

 I Hate Ribbons! They are the worst! Of Eeeverything! They put ribbons everywhere! At the entrance of the house, at the Christmas Tree, everywhere! Worst than that? Yes, N it is actually worst than that, it doesn’t only happen  in Xmas, People use ribbons all year long! Ribbons here, ribbons there. They put ribbons in fucking lingerie!                  That is so girly!  – … “Oh look at my knickers, look at my knickers! they got this little little ribbons on them iji iji    –     N take them out! N”   they are horrible, I hate them!   

Anyway, for me Christmas is like World Cups, I avoid them.

I rather CELEBRATE ALL YEAR long & DO NOTHING on Xmas.

The only way I could have a nice Xmas would be if somebody send me something like this:

Then me & Me Baby could have a fantastic time.

Babyyyyy! I think I got an idea for my Xmas present!

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I never said I didn’t like the presents….

One Day I had a Shocker

The other night I came back home, cos everybody crashed out and I was still very high. Well, never mind. So I had my usual "Solo After Party" Yeahhh, I  have a lot of solo after parties when there is no one left, and I'm still flying, and that happens a lot. So I have porn after sessions with Manuela, my very Berry best mate. She is everybody's best mate!

And there I was happily sorting out all my Set-up: Bed or sofa or hammok? Sofa! Sofa this time! laptop, speakers, music, lub, dildos, drink, fags, lighter & weed, ah and an ashtray of course. I was already enjoying it before having it!

So I laid down on the sofa all nice and ready, and when I started looking at the webpage I usually watch Esperanza Gómez, the one with the good videos, where you can see she moves so fucking hot, the ones that last for more than 1/2 hour, cos you don't wanna be changing videos every fucking 5 minutes tho! 

Oh Dear…. 

I couldn't find them!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

And I searched for more, and I couldn't find them! FUCK!

The only thing I could find were 4 to 8 minute videos! FUCK THAT! And I just couldn’t find any good long video! FATAL! 

I ended up having a very frustrated Kit-Kat shuffle with a frozen image.