Sunday

I am getting a reputation…

We were having breakfast, and my husband asked me if I shagged this chick in the toilet last night. And I was like WHAT?!
 I just couldn’t believe it! I mean… I know it looked so weird that we spent a lot of time together in the toilet, but…….. R-Really???     Does he also have to think that of me? .Too? 
Ups, I think I am earning myself a reputation of flirting or kissing my friends chixxx dates.

But the reality is that IT IS NOT TRUE! IT IS NOT FUCKING TRUE MAN! I’ve done nothing to them but help them out while they were fucking drunk like a teenager at the party! SOOOO UNPROFESIONAL!!!!  Girls, you SHALL NEVER! Loose the style at the party, at anywhere! It is so unprofessional, worst than 
taking off your heels. But anyway. Ok Ok, I kissed Mad Pam, when we were coming out of the toilet  (where BTW we were taking pictures of our boobs, but only that  ; )  .)  ok ok, here it goes since the beginning: Once upon a time, it was Norton’s birthday, great party! And Mad Pam got fucking drunk, and she was falling over all of the venue, then she wanted to go to the toilet, so we went, and in the way to the toilet, I asked her how did this X guy shag, cos she shagged with him the other night. He told me. And I wanted to know what she said about him, so I asked her, and she came out with: “oh no, we didn’t shag, we just talked”      hahahahahahahahaha      Fucking Bieatch! Don’t tell me you didn’t shag him, cos you also shagged his friend too! And I know that for sure! Oh you fucking girls, they just don’t get it. Why do they have to hide the guys who they shag? BORING! But Ok OK, I kissed her in the way back to the club,  IT WAS just a naughty kiss. WHATEVA.

But anyway, with the other girl last night, THERE  I was:
 like the Fucking Madre Theresa de Calcutta, helping people to survive in their lives and giving first aid! 
So that’s what I was doing in the toilet, helping her vomit!

NOT FUCKING SHAGGING HER! 
Come on!

If you were that drunk 
I would help you out too!
;)


Well.... we had 2 bumps each...she needed them! she was too drunk! but we didn't shag or even kiss hu!

Monday

iF He oNLy KneW . . .

ONE day I was chatting with this guy , he is not my friend really, but I still have him on Facebook, just to be polite. He was out on a business trip in China or he said so, and we were like:


While I was thinking at the same time:

“Not really…. coz we were not talking that much while we were shagging last night!….
ha ha ha ha ha hah”

Sunday

I hate Christmas!





 N   Me No Like iT!  N  

I was chatting with this friend, and then she came out with this thing of what were we gonna doooo for ChristmasÙõà, and I was like WHAT?!!  Christmas? NO, I don’t do that, Me No Like iT, I always get on a very bad mood at that time. And then, when I go to the supermarket, they have this horrible happy singing fucking MChristmasSongsM, and I have to listen to all that happy shitty singing while I do Me shopping, and because of that I sometimes have to run over a bunch of crazy ♥women that could hit me with their handbags on the head! and everywhere is packed, FUCK THAT!
 
And everybody is happy & smiley. Some of them giving you good wishes. Just because it is Xmas? So WHAT?!
I heard there is a group of friends that go bar hopping wearing Santa Claus outfits somewhere in London.  I think Mthat’s BOLLOKS! M

Also  they put all this stuff like Xmas treesÙõà  and all the decoration, and all woman go crazy with this shit! If they could, They will wrap their whole houses in a box like a present with ribbons.

 I Hate Ribbons! They are the worst! Of Eeeverything! They put ribbons everywhere! At the entrance of the house, at the Christmas Tree, everywhere! Worst than that? Yes, N it is actually worst than that, it doesn’t only happen  in Xmas, People use ribbons all year long! Ribbons here, ribbons there. They put ribbons in fucking lingerie!                  That is so girly!   … “Oh look at my knickers, look at my knickers! they got this little little ribbons on them iji iji    –     N take them out! N”   they are horrible, I hate them!   

Anyway, for me Christmas is like World Cups, I avoid them.
I rather CELEBRATE ALL YEAR long & DO NOTHING on Xmas.
The only way I could have a nice Xmas would be if somebody send me something like this:

Then me & Me Baby could have a fantastic time.

Babyyyyy! I think I got an idea for my Xmas present!
   
I never said I didn’t like the presents….

Wednesday

One Day I had a Shocker


The other night I came back home, cos everybody crashed out and I was still very high. Well, never mind. So I had my usual "Solo After Party" Yeahhh, I  have a lot of solo after parties when there is no one left, and I'm still flying, and that happens a lot. So I have porn after sessions with Manuela, my very Berry best mate. She is everybody's best mate!

And there I was happily sorting out all my Set-up: Bed or sofa or hammok? Sofa! Sofa this time! laptop, speakers, music, lub, dildos, drink, fags, lighter & weed, ah and an ashtray of course. I was already enjoying it before having it!
So I laid down on the sofa all nice and ready, and when I started looking at the webpage I usually watch Esperanza Gómez, the one with the good videos, where you can see she moves so fucking hot, the ones that last for more than 1/2 hour, cos you don't wanna be changing videos every fucking 5 minutes tho! 
Oh Dear…. 
I couldn't find them!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

And I searched for more, and I couldn't find them! FUCK!
The only thing I could find were 4 to 8 minute videos! FUCK THAT! And I just couldn’t find any good long video! FATAL! 
I ended up having a very frustrated Kit-Kat shuffle with a frozen image.

Wednesday

Exercise your muscles!

My husband went on a business trip for 1 month and a half… can you imagine that?!! No COCK or fuck during 6 weeks! Now I am thinking…he said that it was ok if I find a girl to entertain myself while he was away, and I didn’t!!!
 Why didn’t I got my act together to get a fucking girl?  Instead of that what did I do: just partying like crazy. Also I masturbated so much and I tightened and tightened my pussy till the point that it got so narrow and when he came back it felt like I was a teenager again. It feels really good though ; ) 
Girls! remember this, you have to exercise your muscles! 

Tuesday

The German Tourists


Once upon a time... my friend Rob came to visit, but he didn't come alone, he came with two 22 year old German tourists and a bag of shit. The truth is that we already had met them 2 nights before when we were partying at a club and one of them was slapping Max hard, he’s one of my putitos; he does like to be slapped hard, but that's another story. 
Se there we were at my place, with my friend and these little fresh & young Germans, drinking and going to the toilet in turns. My husband started to talk to one of them, the “little one” we called her; she said she was studying to be an actress, so he told her that she needed to experience different things to be able to feel the different situations in life and kept going for ages: blablablabla, until he got to the point where they were kissing. I was looking at them thinking: go for it baby, and let’s see what happens ha-ha-ha. They stopped kissing and she looked at me and asked if I had any problem. Of course I don’t have any fucking problem! Now I wanna have my go! He asked her if she wanted to kiss me. So we did.
While that happened, the other one started talking to Seb (my husband) and in contrast with the little one, he just had to ask if she was up for a fuck with all of us, and she happily said yes, hahahaha, this time he said none of the blablabla he had with the other one. But great! My baby got me 2 Germans for supper! Good BOY! 
At that point my friend Rob left, and I was already on the sofa kissing and having heavy petting with the little one, I just can't remember their names... Fucking teflon in my mind!
We were all kissing on the sofa, and our hands were all around everything we could touch, it was fantastic! We got them naked, Seb was with the bigger one, and then we switched. Until the fucking moment arrived: WE NEED CONDOMS!!! Fuck! We didn’t expect a couple of Germans, so bless Seb, he had to go to the shop to get them, he had a shocker, cos he didn’t had any cash, so he had to go to 3 fucking ATM machines to get some cash and then go to get the condoms.
But I kept the girls well entertained, when Seb came back he found me bringing them both off & myself at the same time, I had both of them lying on their backs together with their botties at the edge of the sofa and I was licking the little one’s pussy on the right side and on the left side I was sticking a dildo into the bigger one while I was masturbating, until I came and then I just jumped into the sofa all in ecstasies and told them to keep pleasing themselves. Seb jumped into the little one and fucked her. I kissed the other one and then licked her pussy, but oh my god, she had the most horrible pussy! I’ve never ever seen a pussy that horrible, so I asked her to lick me while I was watching Seb fucking the other one. Then we switched again and the little one and I were doing the scissors thing…very good oh yes (how I wish I’d had one of those double cock dildos! It is a next on my toy list) and we just couldn’t fit the four of us on the sofa, so Seb took the bigger one into the bedroom. I started licking the little one’s pussy and OH MY GOD! She had the most delicious pussy! How much I missed a good pussy, very well taken care, Brazilian style great PussyCure, all firm, nice and cute, all in place, and the place to be was just on my mouth, then we had a 69 and I have to say that she wasn’t good at licking but she had potential. I could hear next door that the big one was talking dirty to Seb, she was saying “you wanna fuck my tight little pussy!”  and things like that.
Lovely little nice and firm bodies, cool!
After that night Seb and I’ve been fucking like crazy, now we ask some friends that have a restaurant to call us whenever they see there are some hot tourists.
The next day Rob told what happened to my putitos Max & Norton. Max was so upset ‘cos it didn’t happened to him and didn’t wanted to talk to us! and Norton wanted to know all the details, but he was still very jealous hahahahahaaha!

Sunday

Very Berry Bad

SO WHAT


I didn't got my act together to post anything since the last time.
Aha.
So what did you expect if you know that I'm BAD
Aha


POST THAT IN YOUR ASS....we were talkiing about....what were we talking about?.....hm, I forgot.....again



Friday

Look at that!

uuuuuuh  I  love   that  Chick!
I want her to drive me. . .  crazy

THE Original & Only SuperBadWife!


i am the Original & Only SuperBadWife!
So do not count on me doing the regular things that normal wives do.  Like cooking, ironing or pleasing and sorting out their husbands and families,  FUCK THAT!  I have enough with myself
i   like partying all the time. So if you are up for it, good! Good Boy! …..or girls are also Very wellcome…. ha ha ha
If my husband does not behave I give him SartenazoS on his head (hit him with a frying pan). But he is lovely mainly all the time, and he’s got the most fantastic bottom in the world, you have to check it out! So I give him SartenazoSand he gives me   COCK   and   HAPPINESS.    And he cooks fantastic curry & thai food YUMMI!. I really won the lottery with my husband he is GREAT! He likes when i get on with girls, of course he does! cos then we can play together. Naughty games.
Me & me imaginary friend go together everywhere, she is lovely :  ) even she is a little bit crossed with me cos after my marriage. . . i became a Retired Puta (bitch)   bless her, she wanted to keep fucking around all the world  with anybody she liked, and now she is always saying dirty comments when she fancies somebody we see, sometimes I find it hard to concentrate on what is happening!
Have few girlfriends, but I think women are so complicated, so I have more male METROSEXUAL friends. My husband say they are “Mis Putitos“, now I call them Mis Putitos too =)
The few girlfriends that I have are all nutters, otherwise I couldnt relate to them, cool chix ONLY!

Wednesday

@nd Now, I’m Getting Into The BlogSPheRe


Good evening universe!!
Here I go putos!
This is SuperBadWife getting into the BlogSPhere
Broadcasting from Paradise