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I'm Gonna FuCK You Too Guys aT The Same Time

The other night, or day -may I say-  we were at an after party. We all went to see Stacey Pullen, and had a fantastic time; then we went to this guy’s afterparty, I can’t remember his name…Sorryh! I got Teflon in my mind! it was a good after-party doh. And there I was, wondering around within the conversations, Fe@TuRin my new eLeKtroTouRQuoise_GlamPUnk_TOP, with my SilVeRPoWeR-brAceLeTe and my RocKing H<Eels; nah nah nah…until I got to the BOYS-conversation.

BOYS- conversation is always more interesting for me, cos they talk about girls and sex. That’s is better than talking about work matters, shopping, and: “what do you think this guy is thinking of me?”… and that shit.  I mean, how could it be possible 4 Me, to know: What this X-GuY, is actually thinking about this  X-Girl? Like if I had a 

Crystal Ball to be able to know!  

[The voices in my mind getting into the conversation:]

 [I want a crystal ball...]  

 [shut up Bitch]   

[No you shut up!]    

[No You!]  

{hey hey hey! You both shut up or Go&Take a NAP!...Now what was I talking about? Oh yes: } …” 

Like if I care! I don’t understand why girls are always asking that sort of thing? Or “ehe-ehe…uuuh look at this, it is sooo prettieh with all those bows! Uuuh I love bows, ehe-ehe!”.

Oh nooo fucking Stoner! mmm? ….. What was I talking about? … Oh yes, about the girls and all that fucking shit! Yeah, but before that… we were talking about Stace Pullen, and then about the BOYS conversation! And there we were at the afterparty and I just jumped into these GUYS conversation, and they were just finishingTELLING A STORY about àShaGginGgirls inthe Arseà, and at the first gap in the conversation I said to them-while acting it:

“I’m gonna FUCK YOU two guys @ the Same Time !!”

And their faces went like:

“oooh look at this ChiK that is saying that She is Gonna Fuck  Me&Mate at the same Fucking time?...”    

but then I said:

"But I'm goona FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND With   some   Dildos! 

A - A- AaaH!"

While I was MiMing the Movement of FucKing somebody in doggy style, and with my hands opened to the sides like holding and sticking 2 dildos inside somebody’s arse hahahahaa!

“Wohhh NOOOOh!” said the guys all scared while bursting in laughter! COVERING THEIR ARSES with their hands!

A –A - AaaH!

And then these guys turned and asked my friend Max, “hey man! Whazup with your friend, she is crazy!"

And Max said: "yes she is a nutter, she is my friend Zeb’s wife”

And the guys said: “Whaaat?! She iS MarrieD? No fucking way! She is nuts!”

Max: “Yes! She is a Bad Wife!”

And then I said:

“NO!  :      I Am 
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Go 2 Your Corner, Biatch!

DON’T MESS UP WITH ME

We were at this bar, and then Max came in with this guy, his client .  .  .  Dick was his name, I think his name goes very well with him, fucking DICK HEAD! Anyway, we were all drunk and having fun. But this guy was touching me every time, like in my waist, more than friendly, and then he was grabbing 
my bottom! So I moved out of there and went outside to have a cigarette and with some other friends.

 I hate those guys who come and hold you by the waist and then let the hand go to your bottom, when you don’t even know them! Or FUCKING LIKE them! FUCK THAT! What’s the matter with these persons! Can’t they hold up their fucking hands? So I was chatting with Max who meet me outside AND this guy came all staggering to chat with us, well he was chatting with Max, then he turned to me, got very close to my face and asked me to give him a kiss,               I said: “No” and then he went:

“why don’t you want to give me a kiss? You are so bad with me, you were giving kisses to all your friends earlier”


-Oh, I see where it comes from, he thinks that because I hugh and  kiss all my dear loved friends he can also get a kiss-  poor guy, he's OUT! 

And Max thought he was funny, and said to me (making me faces like saying “please he is my customer treat him well”)   he  said to me:

“Come on darling, don’t be bad with him, give him a little kiss on his cheek”

I couldn’t believe Max was asking me that!  
SONNOFA BE -ATCH!

And I stand firmly in front of this guy Dick’s face, took him by the neck strongly and told him:

“You wont get that from me! I’m not the fucking regular girl you can come and get that shit that easy man

You know what you get from me:  a kick in the ass, SO BEND DOWN!” 
while I was pushing him down . . . . 
AND HE BENT DOWN!   Hhahahahahahah

He went all four and 
I KICKED HIM DOWNWARDS IN THE ASS WITH MY HEEL FIRST.... SO BADLY!
 many many times! Hahahahahah!

When he stood up, I told him:

“Now that’s what you can get from me! Do you want more? Yes? Now you keep your hands out of me or I won’t give you more of that”

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The next party I saw him, he went all four again....waiting for his kick in the ass, I think he liked that kicking action, fair enough...
well, at least he is not touching my bottom anymore

The people are crazy though…