We were having breakfast, and my husband asked me if I shagged this chick in the toilet last night. And I was like WHAT?!
I just couldn’t believe it! I mean… I know it looked so weird that we spent a lot of time together in the toilet, but…….. R-Really??? Does he also have to think that of me? .Too?
Ups, I think I am earning myself a reputation of flirting or kissing my friends chixxx dates.
But the reality is that IT IS NOT TRUE! IT IS NOT FUCKING TRUE MAN! I’ve done nothing to them but help them out while they were fucking drunk like a teenager at the party! SOOOO UNPROFESIONAL!!!! Girls, you SHALL NEVER! Loose the style at the party, at anywhere! It is so unprofessional, worst than
taking off your heels. But anyway. Ok Ok, I kissed Mad Pam, when we were coming out of the toilet (where BTW we were taking pictures of our boobs, but only that ; ) .) ok ok, here it goes since the beginning: Once upon a time, it was Norton’s birthday, great party! And Mad Pam got fucking drunk, and she was falling over all of the venue, then she wanted to go to the toilet, so we went, and in the way to the toilet, I asked her how did this X guy shag, cos she shagged with him the other night. He told me. And I wanted to know what she said about him, so I asked her, and she came out with: “oh no, we didn’t shag, we just talked” hahahahahahahahaha Fucking Bieatch! Don’t tell me you didn’t shag him, cos you also shagged his friend too! And I know that for sure! Oh you fucking girls, they just don’t get it. Why do they have to hide the guys who they shag? BORING! But Ok OK, I kissed her in the way back to the club, IT WAS just a naughty kiss. WHATEVA.
taking off your heels. But anyway. Ok Ok, I kissed Mad Pam, when we were coming out of the toilet (where BTW we were taking pictures of our boobs, but only that ; ) .) ok ok, here it goes since the beginning: Once upon a time, it was Norton’s birthday, great party! And Mad Pam got fucking drunk, and she was falling over all of the venue, then she wanted to go to the toilet, so we went, and in the way to the toilet, I asked her how did this X guy shag, cos she shagged with him the other night. He told me. And I wanted to know what she said about him, so I asked her, and she came out with: “oh no, we didn’t shag, we just talked” hahahahahahahahaha Fucking Bieatch! Don’t tell me you didn’t shag him, cos you also shagged his friend too! And I know that for sure! Oh you fucking girls, they just don’t get it. Why do they have to hide the guys who they shag? BORING! But Ok OK, I kissed her in the way back to the club, IT WAS just a naughty kiss. WHATEVA.
But anyway, with the other girl last night, THERE I was:
like the Fucking Madre Theresa de Calcutta, helping people to survive in their lives and giving first aid!
So that’s what I was doing in the toilet, helping her vomit!
NOT FUCKING SHAGGING HER!
Come on!
Come on!
If you were that drunk
I would help you out too!
I would help you out too!
;)
Well.... we had 2 bumps each...she needed them! she was too drunk! but we didn't shag or even kiss hu!
Well.... we had 2 bumps each...she needed them! she was too drunk! but we didn't shag or even kiss hu!
