Friday

I'm Gonna FuCK You Too Guys aT The Same Time

The other night, or day -may I say-  we were at an after party. We all went to see Stacey Pullen, and had a fantastic time; then we went to this guy’s afterparty, I can’t remember his name…Sorryh! I got Teflon in my mind! it was a good after-party doh. And there I was, wondering around within the conversations, Fe@TuRin my new eLeKtroTouRQuoise_GlamPUnk_TOP, with my SilVeRPoWeR-brAceLeTe and my RocKing H<Eels; nah nah nah…until I got to the BOYS-conversation.
BOYS- conversation is always more interesting for me, cos they talk about girls and sex. That’s is better than talking about work matters, shopping, and: what do you think this guy is thinking of me?”… and that shit.  I mean, how could it be possible 4 Me, to know: What this X-GuY, is actually thinking about this  X-Girl? Like if I had a 
Crystal Ball to be able to know!  
[The voices in my mind getting into the conversation:]
 [I want a crystal ball...]  
 [shut up Bitch]   
[No you shut up!]    
[No You!]  
{hey hey hey! You both shut up or Go&Take a NAP!...Now what was I talking about? Oh yes: } …” 
Like if I care! I don’t understand why girls are always asking that sort of thing? Or “ehe-ehe…uuuh look at this, it is sooo prettieh with all those bows! Uuuh I love bows, ehe-ehe!”.
Oh nooo fucking Stoner! mmm? ….. What was I talking about? … Oh yes, about the girls and all that fucking shit! Yeah, but before that… we were talking about Stace Pullen, and then about the BOYS conversation! And there we were at the afterparty and I just jumped into these GUYS conversation, and they were just finishingTELLING A STORY about àShaGginGgirls inthe Arseà, and at the first gap in the conversation I said to them-while acting it:
I’m gonna FUCK YOU two guys @ the Same Time !!

And their faces went like:
oooh look at this ChiK that is saying that She is Gonna Fuck  Me&Mate at the same Fucking time?...”    

but then I said:


"But I'm goona FUCK YOU FROM BEHIND With   some   Dildos! 
A - A- AaaH!"

While I was MiMing the Movement of FucKing somebody in doggy style, and with my hands opened to the sides like holding and sticking 2 dildos inside somebody’s arse hahahahaa!

“Wohhh NOOOOh!” said the guys all scared while bursting in laughter! COVERING THEIR ARSES with their hands!
A –A - AaaH!
And then these guys turned and asked my friend Max, “hey man! Whazup with your friend, she is crazy!"
And Max said: "yes she is a nutter, she is my friend Zeb’s wife

And the guys said: “Whaaat?! She iS MarrieD? No fucking way! She is nuts!”
Max: “Yes! She is a Bad Wife!”

And then I said:
NO!  :      I Am 
©SuperBadWife!



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